#pressure cooker cake

[fullcravings]

How To Make A Jiggly (No-Oven) Chiffon Cake

[direwolveshc]

Recipe for Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake Cheesecake in a pressure cooker? You bet! This cake improves with time, so make it the day before you plan to serve it.

[janelasdesp]

Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake Cheesecake in a pressure cooker? You bet! This cake improves with time, so make it the day before you plan to serve it. 2/3 cup white sugar, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, 2 eggs beaten, 1.5 cups water, 8 squares semisweet chocolate, 1 pinch ground cinnamon, 1/2 cup chocolate cookie crumbs, 2 packages cream cheese softened, 1.5 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder, 1 tablespoon butter, 1 cup heavy whipping cream

[gloomlet]

Gloomlet’s TS4 Script, Gameplay & Replacement Mods

So I decided to compile a list of all the script/gameplay mods that i use or have used in my game. This was mainly made for my personal use, but i’m sure it could be helpful to other people too!

UPDATE! PLEASE READ!! This list is no longer up to date - use the Google Doc! - 04/25/24

Basic & Recommended!

TS4 Mod Manager ui cheats extension mc command center Carl's Sims 4 Gameplay Overhaul Relationship & Pregnancy Overhaul Wonderful Whims The Mood Pack Mod First Impressions Contextual Social Interactions Simulation Lag Fix Teleport Any Sim Better Exceptions

CAS Mods

Stand still in CAS More Traits in CAS Tidy details in CAS More CAS columns Lifetime Aspirations Child Aspirations Set Housewife - Aspiration Unlimited Likes + Dislikes Preferences Plus Homebody - Preferences 100+ CAS Traits Resized Facial Piercings

Replacements & Retextures

Fan Art Maps Map Replacements Overhaul Clean UI Sims 1 & 2 Font LIS Fonts Fluffy Clouds (Ghibli Clouds) Feet replacement Hand replacement Bra + Panty Default Replacement better babies + bottle replacement Another baby bottle replacement Default Cutlery! Cute Kitchenware Replacement Boxing Gloves Aquarium Fish Recolor Ceiling replacement paint it up mod A brighter mop Selfie Override

Objects Phone Replacement Smaller dollhouses Switch Controller + console Game controller PS1 console pc game override Remote control sponge & spray override Another Sponge & Spray override

Electric Toothbrush Razor Bassinet override infant rug +  infant tub child drawing replacement weather controller Cats & Dogs Fireplace Headphone/earbud override Old-fashioned Suitcase The slightly nicer Tree House Fireplace Lil Campers Light

Replaced + more Interactions Bed Cuddles Better Woohoo Reactions Realistic Reactions Brush Teeth From Toothbrush Holders Wake-up animation Greetings

Visuals & effects No overhead effects No zzz No object highlight no plumbob please Smaller Mosaic Minimalist CC Icon More Holiday icons

Gameplay!

Playable Pets Slower infant needs Expanded Mermaids Who's Knocking More Visitors No Bad Microwave Buffs Memory Panel Smarter Pie Menu: Searchable Smart Sim Randomizer Play Chess on any computer Strangerville Story toggle

Careers & Jobs Career Overhaul New Careers Simdeed Recruitment Services Flex Part-Time Recruitment Agency Game Developer Career Ultimate Nursing Career Modeling Career Tumbling Tots Daycare Career Shear Brilliance - Cosmetology Seasonal Odd Jobs - Autumn Odd Job Overhaul Modeling and Makeup Odd Jobs Babysitting Gigs Freelance Chef

Education Uni Tweaks Education Overhaul Uni Application Overhaul University costs more Choose Your Roommate Long Distance Learning No Uni Housing Restrictions Uni Aspirations School Lunch Override Longer or Shorter Degree Requirements

Cooking + Food Food Retexture Pack 1, Pack 2, Pack 3 Breakfast Retextures Pizza Retexture Grannies Cookbook Chef Buffet S’more Options Srsly's Complete Cooking Overhaul Dine Out Reloaded Delivery Services Sims Eat and Drink Faster Porto Luminoso Market Cutouts Buyable Cakes Functional Mixer HCH Mixer & Cookbook Functional Air fryer Functional Blender Functional Cookie jar Another Cookie Jar Functional Toaster Functional Cake Stand Functional Rice cooker Functional Pressure Cooker Boba Tea Add-ons Functional Beer Functional Frozen Ice Cart

Pregnancy Realistic Pregnancy Cherished Moments - Pregnancy Science Baby Tweak

Services & Apps Sim National Bank “SimDa” Dating App Exchange Store

Interactions Meaningful Stories Cute Romance Drama Mod Autonomous Go Steady and Propose Autonomous Break Up and Divorce Dynamic Teen Life Parent-Child Relationships Let's Get Fit Modpack Sumba Fitness

Functional Items Playful Toddler Pack Toddler Play Telephone Little Chef’s Toy Kitchen Void Critter Tablet Functional Pool Slide

Functional Toy Bin Functional Hopscotch Functional Broom Functional Paper Sketchpad Functional Drumkit Functional Spiral Staircases In Your Safe Piggy Banks Film Reaper Movie Theater Left End Counter Dishwaser

Random Small mods

Loading and CAS screens

Free Sims 4, Free Loading Screen Bonehilda Loading Screen Custom Color loading screens Lights Out Loading Screen The Blues Collection Loading Screen Lin Sims Loading Screens San Sequoia Loading Screens Abstract Art + Landscape Loading Screens H-O-B & Sulani Loading Screens Autumn Loading Screens Pink Kitten Animated Loading Screen Life is Strange Loading Screens Cloudy TS2 CAS Background Ocean Waves CAS Room Old School - CAS Room Modern Minimalism CAS Room Plumbob replacements Crystal Loading Screens

lighting mods

sunblind lighting + installation Milk Thistle Better in-game lighting Gentle CAS lighting

[oshinsimblr]

10+ easy to use food mods in my sims 4 game (can’t play without) 🤍

✦ WATCH VIDEO ✦

chocolate covered strawberries ferrero rocher chocolates drink platter functional champagne functional wine functional drinks waffle maker pressure cooker cupcake maker buyable cakes stirring the pot cookbook +addon_holidaygrandmeals grannies cookbook oni's food toaster recolor

[karlybeesims]

resources

Below you'll find links to mods mentioned in my youtube LP's/mods I use in my sims gameplay in general, I plan to add to keep adding to this list whenever I discover a new mod to recommend! Please let me know if there's anything I've mentioned in videos that I missed here :) overrides: - missing plumbob - sims 2 fonts - no zzz's - iPhone override - bauney pods max earbuds override - softerhaze sunblind lighting mod

gameplay mods: - MCCC - wonderful whims - control any sims - prefer tables when eating - serve drinks on the table - turn on tv - pet water bowl - s'more options - paint it up - grannies cookbook + recipes - all SimRealist mods (snb, real estate mod etc) - build skills with earbuds - 'Sul Sul skill builder' - realistic child birth mod - disable high chair pickup - live drag mode - SS realistic cooking mod - pandasama toddler creativity pack - steady sit functional cc/appliances: - pressure cooker - blender / protein shakes - hot chocolate / latte maker - rice cooker - muffin maker - ink for yourself memory keeper - ding & ditch smart doorbell - lot 51 sunrise alarm clock - functional baby bottle warmer - cake a break - buyable cake box cc furniture: - luxury cars - tablet tv - laptop tv - samsung frame tv

[lunamoonbby]

Cult!141 x Fem!Reader

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT MDNI

⚠️Warnings⚠️: Dark Content, Manipulation, allusions to past abuse very brief not in depth, female reader, swearing, pregnancy, birth, poly relationships, smut, Cult AU, the use of lord in terms to worship, Price being referred to as Father

If you or a loved one is experiencing abuse, know that there is help, and please help anyone that you know to help them escape from that abuse.

⭐️Author's Note: The religion that the villagers follow is not defined, but it is NOT associated with Christianity, Judaism, Islam, or any other type of religion there is⭐️

Chapter 6: Brisket Pot Pie and Chocolate Cake

Y/n walked back to her room and decided to rest before she started cooking. Back at the butcher shop, Simon phoned John. “Jonathan some customer decided to yell at my lovie don't worry I have him tied up in my basement." Price even more upset, "good, but how did you know it was her, anyways, I'll tell you, Johnny and Kyle what I'll do with them after the supper with y/n." Ghost now relaxed, "great, she came into my shop asking for directions to the Taverns Inn, and the customer mouthed her off, something about getting a hand-out at the Taverns Restaurant. Anyways, I'm taking the rest of the day off." "Of course, you earned it and remember to call me Father Price in front of the little birdy." John said looking at the flowers from earlier. "I'll be sure to remember, Father Price, I'll see you at supper." Simon smirking under his mask hanging up the phone. John, Simon, Johnny, and Kyle at the same time in different areas. "You just want to be a sacrifice that bad you yelled at my bonnie (Johnny), sweetheart (Kyle), lovie (Simon), little bird (John)."

After y/n rested up a bit, she made her way down to the Tavern Restaurant and entered through the backdoor where Kyle and Johnny told her to go. She started preparing everything. She started with the brisket first and had it cooking on a medium-low heat in the pressure cooker, then she started chopping up some veggies, carrots, cauliflower, potatoes, and added some corn, she seasoned it up and put all into a baking pan. She then started on the pie crust for the pot pie she baked the bottom layer of the crust and then she shredded up the brisket and used the broth that was in the pressure cooker and turned it to a gravy for the pie. She assembled everything together and placed it all in the oven at 350°F for 20 minutes. While that was baking, she started on baking a chocolate cake, flour, eggs, cocoa powder, sugar, vanilla, baking powder, and milk, she mixed everything up, put it in a baking pan and place it in the oven to bake for the remaining time left on the timer and she got to work on the frosting.

While she was making the frosting she heard the bells of the tavern jingled, "bonnie lass! Ooohhh, it smells heavenly in here." Johnny smiling with glee, and Kyle, John, and Simon following behind. "Oh hello, you're all here early the food should be done in five minutes or so." Y/n walking out of the kitchen to greet the four men. "Oh! hey you're the guy from the butcher shop, you were very helpful and kind." Y/n looked at Simon, "ah I see you two have met before, well this is Simon, Simon meet y/n." John already knew that the two has met he just had to act surprised. Simon not used to being called helpful and kind, he was more used to being called abrasive, crass, and rude, "I'm anything but helpful and kind lovie, I'm more so-" "Nonsense you were plenty kind and helpful to me, you could of told me to bug off when I only came in asking for directions to the Tavern Inn and for not buying choice cuts. That was very kind and helpful of you to give me the directions." Before anyone could respond the timer went off "oh dinner is ready" y/n went back to the kitchen to take out the pot pie, veggies, and the cake, she also finished the frosting for the cake and placed it in the fridge for when she’s ready for it.

She walks out the kitchen with the pot pie, "careful its hot I also I have to get the veggies too." She walked back to the kitchen got the veggies and walked back out, "here are the veggies, let me grab you all some plates." Seeing y/n in an apron did something to the 4 men, they were all thinking the same thing, 'gosh she looks cute in that apron, but she'll look even cuter with an apron covering her baby bump.' "Here are your plates, let me serve it for you all." Y/n give each of them a serving of the pot pie and some veggies, 'oh how she is willing to serve without having anything said to her' "thank you." Each of the 4 men replied. "Okay you can eat now." After y/n helped herself to some of the food. "Wow bonnie this is magnificent; please don't open another tavern you'll steal my customers away." Johnny eating his food like a man starved. "This is a very comforting meal, exploding with flavor." Kyle savoring his food. "This is better than any pot pie I've ever had, thank you, y/n." Price in heaven knowing that his little bird can cook. "Please open up that tavern these fools can't make pot pie for anything." Simon teasing Kyle and Johnny. Y/n Living for the praise, "wow I'm glad you like it." "Like?! More like love it!" The 4 exclaimed.

After eating the 4 were feeling full, "ah I can't eat another bite, but I want too so bad." Johnny said. "You said it." Price, Simon, and Kyle answered back. "Oh, I guess you don't want dessert then." Y/n looked down at her plate sadly. "Who said anything about being full?" Kyle suddenly said. "I could definitely eat something sweet." Johnny sat up straight. "I would like a slice of whatever dessert you made." Price said. "Lovie, I have two stomachs, one for dinner, and the other for dessert." Simon said while getting 5 more clean plates. "Oh great, let me take those dirty plates from you." Y/n now happy again, "don't worry about doing the dishes y/n, I'll do it tomorrow morning." Kyle giving his plate to y/n. "Ok" y/n walking back to the kitchen putting the plates in the sink. She frosted the cake with chocolate frosting and brought the cake out, "I hope you like chocolate cake." She gives a slice to everyone. "Oh bonnie, this is delicious!" Johnny exclaimed with everyone agreeing. After everyone ate y/n put all the dishes in the sink and johnny brought out to-go containers to give everyone some left over pie and dessert.

"I'm feeling tired I'm going to go back to my room and get ready for bed." Y/n yawned. "Oh, sweetheart before you go here this is for you." Kyle handed y/n two bags that has a nighttime dress and a daytime dress. "Awe thank you Kyle." Y/n hugged Kyle. "Let me walk you back and we can do nighttime prayers." Price said while getting up. "Oh yes please that would be wonderful." Y/n walking over to price with her leftovers in hand. "Lovie, before you go, I would like for every Friday's to be a Brisket Pot Pie tradition, I would love to do this again next Friday lovie." Simon said looking at y/n. everyone in agreement. Y/n smiling, "Of course I want to make this a tradition with my favorite people in this village. Although the cake will be a different flavor every Friday, and since you brought it up you can tell me what flavor cake you would like next Friday."  Simon smiled, “I’ll be sure to let you know when the time is closer.” John walked y/n back to her room and y/n did her routine, bathe, prayers, lock-up, and sleep.

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[l3viat8an]

Hola Ro 🥰

This is gonna be a mouthful but...

Thinking about Human! College au! Dorm neighbor! Beel and Belphie gets like 5 seconds of this lmao

Oc he's still a big eater but imma tone it*way* down cuz he human.

This bitch is the best cook in the entire dormitory. Like there is no broke college boy here because in addition to his job he sells lunch/dinner plates. They're reasonably priced but he sells so many that his profits are pilin' up Belphie has to help pack and deliver the trays.

Just imagine you move into your new dorm and before you even unpack your first item, there's a soft knock on the door. You open it up and you're honestly surprised at how far back you have to tilt your head to see the smiling face of this ginger. You studder a bit as you greet him and he smiles back warmly. "Hey! I'm Beelzebub, but you can call me Beel. I'm a Junior here" He smiles lifting up a tray "Brought over some lasagna, thought you might enjoy it" Oh! So that's what that gigantic tray he's holding has in it! Accepting the tray with a little smile you swear it weighs like 5 pounds. "Thanks... Uh, Would you like to join me? I couldn't possibly eat this much lasagna alone" He tilts his head slightly "You don't have a dormmate?" You shake you're head in response and Beel frowns a little bit. "I bet that's pretty lonely." He shakes his head and then smiles brightly again. "Well feel free to come by our dorm any time. I'll introduce you to my roommate tomorrow"

Beel comes in and the two of you eat lasagna together on your futon with box tables like a scene from a movie and you're taken aback by how much he eats. The tray of lasagna is finished in just under half an hour and you converse for a bit, complimenting him on his culinary skills and talking about classes and schedules. Eventually, he heads back to his dorm because whatever he was cooking in the pressure cooker is done and he needs to go pack meal trays. You offer to help as a thank you for the lasagna and he accepts joking about Belphie needing his beauty sleep anyways.

This becomes a regular thing for the two of you and Belphie is honestly grateful that his naps no longer need to be cut short. And surprisingly Beel's sales go up because you bring the flavors of your culture to the little business. Eventually it grows so much that Beel can quit his job and expenses are still fully covered.

Cutting to the list part of the hcs lmao

𓆦 Beel who finds himself a bit flustered as mix and chop ingredients, occasionally lifting a little spoon to his lips for him to sample the flavor. Admiring the cute satisfied face you make when tells you the flavor is perfect.

𓆦 Beel who eventually gets bold enough to lick a little bit of batter of your cheek, chuckling as your cheeks turn pink from his actions

𓆦 Beel who buys/makes lots of cream filled treat because he loves how a little bit always spills out of the corners of your mouth when you take too big of a bite. Imagining is his cum spilling out of your mouth instead of just the cream of a pastry

𓆦 Beel who jerks off in his room at 1 in the morning because he can't stop thinking about how your small hands were wrapped around the piping bag as the two of you iced mini cakes together. Wondering what it would be like for them to be wrapped around his cock instead. Belphie eventually knocking on his room door, telling him to be quite because the walls are thin and you can probably hear him from inside your dorm.

𓆦 Belphie who visits you in your dorm asking you to please just fuck Beel already because he has to deal with Beel's horny ass all day, every day.

𓆦 Beel who takes you on a proper date before he even tries to make a move on you because he wants to be a gentleman

My fingers are dead from typing this (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡

~🍒

Nsfw content MDNI

🍒!!!!!! I have no words oh fuckkkkk-

𓆦 Very silly first thing but Beel who has a poster of Garfield eating lasagna in his kitchen :))

𓆦 Beel who during your date (if you went out for a change) sends a quick texts to Belphie telling him to get out so he can get laid-

𓆦 Beel who is the perfect gentleman throughout your whole date!!! Even asking before he kisses you because he doesn’t want to move too fast…

𓆦 Beel who can’t and won’t stop kissing you after that. The sweet softness fades away into hungry, biting kisses, as he nips at you bottom lip hoping to slip his tongue into your mouth. Only ever braking the kiss long enough to mumble about how good you taste~

𓆦 Beel who tries so hard not to just rail you into next week- he really wants to be gentle and slow…make it feel special for your first time with him…but when you whine and moan like that he can’t help it. Folding you practically in half on the bed and just stuffing you full~

𓆦 Beel who can’t stop telling you how well you’re taking him, how good you feel around his cock…how it’s so much better then he’s imagined and oh fuck- don’t squeeze him like that….he doesn’t want to cum too soon!-

𓆦 Beel who covers your tummy in his cum cuz he’s worried about cumming inside on ‘the first date’ :((

𓆦 Beel who still, after all that, wants to eat you out and have you cum on his tongue…..please? He knows you’re sensitive but it’ll feel good!! He promises!! He would have done it first but he couldn’t wait to feel you around his cock-

𓆦 Beel who carries you into the bathroom to wash the cum off, before taking you back to bed (dressed only in one of his huge t-shirts)

𓃾 Belphie who sneaks in as quietly as he can’t at like 3am….but can’t help peaking into Beel’s room. Seeing your body wrapped around Beel’s, “Good date?” both you and Beel open one eye and whisper back in unison, “Great date..”

[trivialovehandles]

I know you listed hybrids as a maybe but I was thinking of lazy cat hybrid Yoongi, and his active dog hybrid boyfriend Namjoon. Yoongi feels like Namjoon could be using the time he exercises to cuddle with him. So Yoongi makes plans to fatten him up, starts making more food he likes, and offering to drive him to work so that way he doesn’t have to ride his bike. Namjoon’s happy because as part of this, Yoongi makes more steak dinners and gives him more belly rubs

(ao3 link) had to re-send this anon's ask to myself because tumblr ate the draft of this post, so anon, i hope you see this anyway (i know you literally requested this over a year ago lmfao)

The alarm goes off when it’s still dark, which is too-fucking-early o’clock in Yoongi’s mind. He tries to roll over, to curl up and go back to sleep, but the lingering heat on the now-empty side of the bed is now leaching all the leftover warmth, and his ears keep twitching at every muffled noise from the other side of the wall.

When the noise stops, Yoongi feels a kiss pressed to the center of his forehead. He glares through half-closed eyelids.

“Sorry, hyung. Gotta get to work,” Namjoon apologizes quietly, even though Yoongi’s already been so rudely awakened. He doesn’t even have to be at work for an hour, but Kim Namjoon is Kim Namjoon, and Kim Namjoon bikes to work and leaves at too-fucking-early o’clock. “See you tonight. Love you.”

Kim Namjoon is Kim Namjoon, and Yoongi loves Kim Namjoon, so he catches him by the grown-out scruff of hair at the back of his head and tells him as much, kissing him on the lips before he has to go.

And then he falls back asleep for another hour, two hours.

The perks of working from home are less perky when Namjoon works not from home. Yoongi spends the parts of his day that he’s not actively dialed into his work pacing the house, tidying up, cooking. By the time Namjoon gets home in the evening, they basically only have time to eat dinner, watch a show or two, and go to bed. Even sex gets penciled in for the weekends.

So sometimes Yoongi just wants to take Namjoon’s stupid bike and throw it off of their balcony. Serves it right for taking husband time away from him.

(He doesn’t, because despite everything, he’d like to believe he’s good husband material, but when Namjoon wakes up early and gets home late because of that thing, sue Yoongi for resenting it a little.)

The time apart means Yoongi picks up new hobbies. He was a basic cook when they first moved in together, but with all the practice, he can throw down in the kitchen, which is now filled with odd gadgets, different pans for different meals, and no less than four types of flour in the cupboard (because they always need all-purpose, but then there’s glutinous rice flour for tteok, cake flour for birthdays, bread flour because you need the right amount of gluten development for brioche, and shit, they could probably use some almond flour, too).

Yoongi’s in the middle of a soul-suckingly boring meeting with his webcam turned off when he remembers the package he’d brought in that morning, still sitting on the kitchen counter. He drags his laptop out with him as he slices the box open, grinning to himself at the sight.

Namjoon loves bungeoppang; now they are the proud owners of a brand new bungeoppang pan.

By the time evening settles and Namjoon comes home, sweaty from his bike ride, Yoongi’s filled the counter with an array of food. Galbi fresh out of the pressure cooker, melting off the bone, sticky glazed sweet potatoes, kimchi jeon still crackling in the pan. He hasn’t cooked the bungeoppang yet, but the batter and filling are mixed in separate bowls, ready to be made fresh once they finish dinner.

“Wow,” Namjoon says, racking his bike up on its place on the wall of the entryway (another demerit for the bike: they live in a tiny fourth-story apartment and to avoid it taking up precious floor space, it now takes up precious wall space). “Special occasion?”

Yoongi shrugs. “Meeting that could have been an email. I had to entertain myself somehow.”

“I’m not offended by this kind of entertainment.” Namjoon swoops into the kitchen area to give Yoongi a soft, lingering kiss. “Do you think I have time to shower?”

Yoongi pinches the front of his sweaty t-shirt. “If you make it quick.”

“So quick,” Namjoon promises. “I’m starving and that smells amazing.”

(Bike demerit number 3001: Namjoon always comes home needing a shower, meaning more time away when Yoongi just wants to sit him down and feed him dinner and kiss him senseless.)

By the time Namjoon comes back out, Yoongi’s spread everything across the counter, their empty plates and full bowls of rice placed next to each other so they can sit elbow-to-elbow at the island like they always do for dinner.

Yoongi likes to savor these moments. It’s the shortest portion of their day, but his favorite: side-by-side with Namjoon, talking, eating, recharging after time spent without each other. He can always tell when Namjoon’s settled down comfortably by the slow swish of his tail versus the fervent wag of it when he first gets home, too keyed up to focus. Now he savors each bite of his food, delicately laying a piece of galbi on top of his rice, layering it with a pinch of pa kimchi, and humming low in his chest when he scoops it into his mouth, like he’s picked up on Yoongi’s purring after so many years together.

“Good?” Yoongi asks as Namjoon chews. There’s sauce on Namjoon’s cheek, and Yoongi wipes it up with the edge of his thumb, not even flinching when Namjoon licks it off again, the oversized puppy he is.

“So good,” Namjoon says, reaching for more food before he’s even finished chewing his bite.

“Pace yourself, Joon-ah,” Yoongi reminds him with a soft laugh, “we still have dessert.”

Namjoon does not pace himself. He keeps on eating, starry-eyed. “I can’t believe you bought a bungeoppang pan.”

Yoongi shrugs. “Boredom and disposable income cause me to do a lot of things.”

It would explain the waffle maker, the immersion circulator, the pasta roller, and the little gut that’s just started poking at the front of Namjoon’s shirt.

It’s not totally Yoongi’s fault. Namjoon hasn’t really been rail-thin since they were still university students living on a ramyeon budget and denying their feelings for each other. He has a big appetite, as evidenced by the quick work he’s making of his next portion of meat, already almost finished with his rice. He’s probably three times as physical as Yoongi with the whole bike thing, and Yoongi’s always been slim but soft. So technically the pudge that sits over the waist of Namjoon’s pants isn’t on Yoongi, even if Yoongi likes to take advantage of it.

(But even then, is it really taking advantage when Namjoon, the dog boy of all dog boys, loves getting his belly rubbed as much as Yoongi, loathe as he is to accept the cat making biscuits stereotype, loves to rub it?)

Namjoon eats all of his dinner, and when Yoongi realizes he made too much batter for two servings of bungeoppang, happily eats the extras too. And when he’s done eating and has moved onto cleaning the dishes because Yoongi did the cooking, Yoongi can’t help but plaster himself to his husband’s back, face buried in the scruff of his neck and hands crossed over his bloated stomach where it’s pressed against the rim of the sink.

“Affectionate tonight,” Namjoon chuckles, leaning his head to softly touch against the side of Yoongi’s. The pan he’s cleaning has been fully rinsed for a while, but both of them are too distracted to notice or care.

“Sue me,” Yoongi murmurs into the shoulder of Namjoon’s t-shirt. “You leave early and come home at night and I only have, like, four hours to spend with you every day.”

“It’s a good four hours, though.”

“Out of twenty-four,” Yoongi grumbles. When it startles a small, hiccupping laugh out of Namjoon, his little gut jumps and shakes a bit between Yoongi’s hands. “I fantasize about throwing your bike off of the fire escape sometimes.”

Namjoon covers Yoongi’s hands with his own, and the only thing keeping Yoongi from bristling at the wet touch is the sight of both of their hands placed over the swell of Namjoon’s stomach. He looks good, fuller like this. It suits him.

“You wouldn’t,” Namjoon says, stomach stretching out in a breath.

“I wouldn’t,” Yoongi confirms. “Only because I don’t want manslaughter charges for crushing a pedestrian with a bike.”

“Valid,” Namjoon laughs. His stomach shakes again, but this time, they both feel it. “I can bike less, take the bus so I can sleep in more with you. It’s starting to be too cold in the mornings anyway.”

Yoongi just half-purrs, kneading the softness between his hands. Namjoon’s moved his to turn the sink off, but he doesn’t stop Yoongi’s ministrations; in fact, he leans more into him, back arched, giving some more access to the lower half of his stomach that had been squashed against the sink. The bit of skin that’s stretching the waistband of his flannel PJ pants more than when he bought them.

“I’ll just have to figure out a way to exercise at home,” Namjoon’s saying when Yoongi can feel his ears flatten at the back of his head in displeasure.

“Why? Who are you trying to impress, hm?” he gripes, purring effectively stopped. One of his fingers has found its way to circle Namjoon’s belly button; deeper now, more flesh around it, his long finger sinks in halfway up to the second joint.

Namjoon laughs. His dimples are much more prominent now in cheeks that are also more prominent. The softening of his face has been so gradual that Yoongi only really notices now, with his head perched right beneath it, that Namjoon’s jawline is more obscured than the razor curve of their youth, and that he doesn’t have a double chin, not yet, but there’s definitely a little pocket of skin that’s just barely swelling up beneath the point of it.

His face has taken well to the weight. All at once, Namjoon looks both like the college kid Yoongi first fell for and the grown man he sees himself growing old with—and growing soft with, maybe, in Namjoon’s case.

“Guess the only person I’d want to impress is already impressed,” Namjoon says, lifting one hand from their shared spot on his stomach to gesture where Yoongi’s got his shirt rucked up, finger teasing at his belly button.

Yoongi lifts that same hand, instead taking a handful of bared, supple underbelly and giving it a teasing grab, just to watch the way the whole thing’s starting to develop a jiggle to it. Without two combined hours of biking every weekday, surely it’ll develop faster.

Not that Yoongi minds. In fact, whatever the opposite of minding is, that’s how he feels, tucking his hand back beneath the lowest curve of his husband’s paunch just to feel it quiver with Namjoon’s contented laugh.

[astoldbychae]

List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥♥

It would have to be the DILF himself, Papa aka Melo. You knew I was gonna do it. . .😁

He's family oriented & VERY overprotective of his girls (from his Aunt, to his cousin's, to his daughters, and his girlfriend). He's literally the only boy of the bunch and he takes pride in being able to protect & provide for them. He doesn't play about the ladies in his life.

Still loves to watch cartoons with his favorite bowl of cereal (Trix). Even though everything is streamable now, Him & GeGe still wake up super early on Saturdays just so they can watch 'toons together with their cereal (even if she's at her mom's house, she's propping her phone up to video chat with her bowl of cereal).

Favorite food is his Granny's Gumbo (and he loves to cook it in his little pressure cooker that He got for Christmas)

Loves a good party, whether he's hosting it or attending it (he's a party animal). He literally wants to celebrate EVERY THING! Lol

Loves naps (and cuddles)! No matter what's going on, he's gonna find a way to squeeze in some sleep (BEWARE: If you nap & cuddle with him, he won't let you let him go!).

this was literally during a family get together 😂 He fed Alleia & then autonomously went to take a nap. . .

then woke up and grabbed a piece of cake and gave a toast like nothing ever happened...

Thanks for the ask Glooms  💛

[bosseladytv]

Mods Cleared as of June 3, 2024

The following mods have been checked and are compatible with Game Version 1.107.112:

No Autonomous Coffee or Tea

No Autonomous Meals

No Autonomous Mixing Drinks

No Autonomous Nectar Drinking

No Batuu Invite

No Burps or Farts

No Cakes Please

No Child Messes

No Clay for Every Sim

No Drinking Water from Sink

No Earbud Use

No Fall Nectar Making (with High Skill)

No Fears. Just None!

No Festival Invites (City Living)

No Festival Notices (City Living)

No Festival Notices (Cottage Living)

No Festival Notices (High School Years)

No Festival Notices (Snowy Escape)

No Fish Notifications

No Grabbing Drinks from Cooler or Lunchbox

No Grabbing Drinks from Fridge

No Punching Plushies

No Push-ups or Sit-ups

No Random Job Offers

No Song Licensing Wait

No Stereos

No Stretching

No Toil & Trouble Sadness

No Using Grill, Pit BBQ, or Campfire

No Using Pizza Oven, Waffle Maker, or Pressure Cooker

Not Sad About Holidays

[spaghettificationandpretzels]

Happy Birthday Juan

Sons of Anarchy Masterlist

This is very short, but I hope everyone likes it. This is the fic for the poll a few months ago.

Contains: Fluff on fluff on fluff, very mild angst.

1.5K words

You make sure Juice has the best birthday ever.

You made sure to climb out of bed with the quiet of a church mouse, hoping last night's pre-birthday "gift" had tired Juice out enough that he would say asleep.

It must have worked because you managed to slip on your clothes and brush your teeth before heading out of the bedroom. Happy was already at the counter, having stayed the night after a nice dinner due to "bike troubles."

"I need a favor."

Happy offered you a soft smile, "I think I know what you're going to ask me little girl but go a head."

You smiled, "I have a plan for Juice's birthday, I need you to find some reason to stay the night tomorrow. I'd ask one of the others but they can't keep secrets for shit."

Happy chuckled, "I can do that, what are you planning?"

You went into detail, Happy nodding along, pausing to add his two cents now and then. 

He was taking his head as you finished, "and how do you plan to keep him asleep for the first part of this?"

You gave Happy a look, "we're going to play Uno all night long, how the fuck do you think Hap? I spend a lot of money of some very fancy underwear and I'm going to put it to good use." 

Happy was unfazed, "alright then, how about I tell the guys while you're busy with that, that way we don't have to do everything?"

You shoved his shoulder lovingly, "we make a great team."

Happy sighed, "yeah yeah, you've already roped me in, no need to butter me up more."

You started making breakfast while Happy called Chibs, making sure to be as quiet as you could so you didn't wake Juice. It took a little longer than usual, but Happy didn't take long on his phone call, so he helped. As you just placed the last egg on the plate, you heard the door open and Juice came out rubbing his face. 

"Happy birthday dearest, I made you breakfast." 

Juice smiled and walked over to you, pressing his lips to your cheek, "I am one lucky man." He sat down and tucked in while you put in the second part of your plan. 

Chibs showed up a few minutes after Juice had finished breakfast with the tow truck for Happy's bike, doing his best to look sad. He sat at the table with a sigh and looked at Juice, "I'm sorry man, I know you were planning to spend your day with your girl, but we've had a rush of parts that need to be inventoried." 

You made a sad face, "really, can't you call in someone else to do it?" 

Chibs shook his head, "sorry lass, we need all hands on deck." 

Juice sighed, "it's alright, we've had this happen before, I should be home by four." 

You walked over and gave Juice a hug, glaring at Chibs as his smile widened as if to say, "don't blow this." 

Juice walked away a little crestfallen and you moved on to stage three. 

****

Juice arrived at T-M to a small surprise, Chibs had led him to believe that there were wall-to-wall boxes, but the shipment wasn't much bigger than average. Jax walked over and gave me a hug, "sorry man, I knew you had plans today but we need to get this shit done."

Juice nodded, "it's fine, it won't take us long."

****

"Wow, you're really going all out." Lyla looked over the ingredients on the counter with a smile on her face.

You smiled back, "I wanted to cook all his favourites, Happy's giving me updates, we have a few hours before he gets home." You picked up the sugar and butter, "I'll do the caramel if you tackle cake batter?"

She nodded, "done. What's after that?"

You thought for a moment, "I have to put the stew in the pressure cooker and make the mix for the pot stickers. This won't take long so I'm hoping we'll be done with most of the stuff in the next two hours."

Lyla smiled, "that sounds like a plan."

****

Juice called you on his lunch break and you did your best to keep the noise down so he wouldn't catch on, "how's your day been handsome?" 

You could hear his smile, "better now that I'm talking to you, they guys are trying to take it easy on me but I'm not sure when I'll be home." 

BEEEEEEEEEEEP

Oh shit, the oven

"What was that dollface?" 

You and Lyla shared a look, "I'm making myself some tuna toast, sorry about that." 

There was a pause and you could hear the disappointment in his voice, "oh, but you'll stay on the phone until my break is done right?" 

You felt your heart hurt, but you buried it, "of course, it will stay warm for ages. Have you gotten any gifts yet?" 

You knew he hadn't, you have carefully hidden all his gifts from the guys in the spare room, "no, I don't think they got me anything, I didn't ask anyway." 

You took a deep breath, it was taking everything not to blurt out the truth, "we'll see, maybe they'll give you something before you leave." 

There was a shout in the background, his lunch break was done, "I gotta go, I'll see you later. Love you." 

"Love you too Juicy." 

He sounded a bit deflated when he hung up so you went back to work, you were going to make sure today was the best birthday he had ever had. 

****

Juice felt his mood drop as the day went on, by the time the guys started to leave his birthday really felt like any other day. He could tell his friends were trying, they let him have the first pick of the donuts, they didn't ask him to do as much as they normally would but it was still a disappointment, you had been telling him for weeks that you were going to make sure today was a good day.

To top it off, his partner at clear passages had called him just as he and Jax were locking up to tell him that something was wrong and that he needed to come by.

He called you just before he got on his bike, hoping that hearing your voice would give him the mood boost he needed to keep going, "hey dollface, I got bad news."

He could hear noise in the background but he figured it was just the TV, "oh no, what's wrong." You knew what was wrong, nothing, the Clear Passages "problem" was just a detour so everyone could be there by the time Juice got home.

"A bunch of money's been stolen at the weed shop, I'll probably be there till late tonight."

You did your best to sound sad, "I'm sorry Juicy, how about we take the weekend off to make up for all this? We can go to that little country house we love so much."

There was a pause and then his mood picked up, "I'd love that, I'll be home as soon as I can. Love you y/n."

"Love you too Juicy."

****

When Juice got to Clear Passages, he was surprised there were no police there. He ran up to his partner, who offered him a slightly embarrassed smile, "I'm sorry, I miscounted then, in a panic, put half of the cash down and walked away, then I forgot where I had left it. False alarm."

Juice breathed a sigh of relief, "no worries man, I'm gonna head back home, it's been a long day."

His partner nodded, "sure, happy birthday Juice."

Juice waved his hand, "thanks."

****

You were lucky Juice pulled up to the house when he did because you didn't think you could hold it in any longer. You shooed back room and sat on the couch, doing your best to act natural as he opened the door, "you're home early, I thought something was wrong?"

Juice shot you a wide smile and opened his arms for a hug, "nah, nothing was wrong." You hugged him as hard as you could and he must have picked up on something because he pulled away and looked over your face, "what are you up to?"

Your eyes went wide, "nothing, nothing at all. Just don't go into the spare room whatever you do."

There was no signs of what was going on around that house and everyone had parked their cars and bikes in the backyard so Juice couldn't see them when he drove in. He brushed pasted you and placed his hand on the door to the spare room as you held back a smile.

He smirked at you and flung it open "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!"

There was a burst of streamers and Juice's face broke out into a grin, "I fucking knew it, I knew you were planning something." Everyone was there and the room was decked out with balloons and decorations, there was a table piled high with gifts and something off to the side that looked suspiciously like some had tried to wrap a motorbike.

You smiled and walked up to him, pressing a kiss to his cheek, "I hope you didn't because this took weeks to plan but knowing these guys, they gave it away."

Juice captured you in a kiss and you leaned into it, placing you hand on the back of his head as he deepened it.

The crowd broke into a cheer and you separated from each other, "Happy birthday my love."

Fin

[thevagabondexpress]

reasons for a character to be angsty *other than* "abusive/deadbeat parents," "was bullied/assaulted," "queer and living with homophobic parents," or "someone died"

okay. hear me out. maybe it's just me but i'm tired of seeing the very heavy, triggering backstories listed above used to create brooding darkness within a character. now, that's not to say you can't use those. i've seen a couple authors use them and handle them very well. but i feel like they've been overused and, for the majority, not handled particularly well most of the time. hence, i've created a list of alternative reasons for your fictional charater to be a 'lil angsty without that weight of trauma that could be fumbled easily if not handled carefully. feel free to use these and share this around, that's what it's there for. feel free also to provide suggestions in the comments and i'll add them to the list.

∘ time period specific generation z angst: "the planet is turning into a pressure cooker, everything is on fire, democracy is crumbling like a dry pound cake, and nobody who has any power is doing anything because they only care about making money."

∘ habitual insomniac who just can't f***ing get their sleep schedule together. they're snarky and brooding because they're so. f***ing. tired.

∘ eldest sibling angst.

∘ middle sibling angst.

∘ youngest sibling angst.

∘ existential gender/sexuality/educational/career/faith/insert here crisis

∘ crisis of desired vs. perceived identity: "I want people to see me this way but all they ever see is this."

∘ they have a goal. they're really motivated. they're trying hard and they know they're good at what they do. but for some reason either they face consistent roadblocks from other people, or other people just refuse to acknowledge it.

∘ wanting something they can't have, but not in a whiny "he's so hot and I want to go out with him but he won't look at me" sort of way. no, as in, "I want to go visit my family in [insert country] but I don't have the time or money to go and I haven't seen my cousin in years she must be walking and drawing on the walls by now."

∘ unhealthy workaholic with a deep dark secret: that research project, etc. they've been obsessing and staying up late over and pushing everyone away for . . .

∘ sympathy angst: character has a friend/relative that cannot or will not acknowledge the emotions they ought to be feeling, so this character starts feeling the emotions for them

∘ character is caring for someone who is injured/ill (they don't even have to be dying, or in critical condition) and it's taking a toll

∘ character has been in one profession for a long time. now they've quit, moved on, and are doing something else. maybe they've retired. but they miss their old job, plus they find themselves falling back into the old habits. they worked that job so long they don't know how to be anything else.

∘ generational gothic: the character has uncovered a long-buried secret. maybe about their family. maybe about their place of work. maybe about their hometown, or the house they bought. whatever it is, everyone else seems to have forgotten it, and moved on. but they know. and they must cope with the burden of this aged secret thrown over their shoulders.

∘ performative angst: character is really into one of the fine arts. or building cars. or a martial art. or history. or science. whatever. point is, they develop angst deliberately as a performative state because they think it sounds cool.

∘ something the character has always believed to be a concrete fact turns out to be just another terrible fiction.

∘ character discovers a truth about themselves they had not previously realized. now they must analyze it, and come to terms with it. ∘ career-based moral/ethical angst: I do what I have to do because it's necessary and important (or because it's what i've always known, or both). but is it really good, or right? could there be a better way?

∘ time-period specific 1960's system-directed anger, whether that's to do with the civil rights movement or the war or both.

∘ character has moved to a new place. now, they must adjust to new societal expectations and customs, and possibly new food and culture as well. they feel strange and out of place, and miss their homeland.

∘ the character recently ended a relationship (romantic or otherwise) that was no longer functioning. they're the person who ended it, because they could see that things weren't working out anymore, but they're also very aware that the "it's not working out" went both ways and is much their fault as their friend/partner's. hence, they've gone and convinced themself that they were the bad guy, even though they really weren't.

∘ character had a massive falling out with a beloved friend or relative and now the two can't get along. they can barely be in the same room and it's dragging on the both of them and everyone around them.

[beautifulpersonpeach]

I don’t know if you watched Taehyung’s live today but he made a comment about how hybe asked him if he wanted a cake for his album debut and he said no. I know a lot of PJMs were upset about Jimin not having a cake but this shows that he could have refused a cake as well.

***

My friends made sure to bring me up to speed on his live, though I’m yet to watch the full thing myself.

His comments seemed too pointed considering the topics that have dominated fan spaces since Jimin’s release - specifically his comments about how he is in control of his promotions and that Hybe gave him the option of getting a cake.

I saw the clips where he mentioned that he’d promote his album based on the options ARMYs suggest on Weverse, indicating that his album promotion tools are solely at his discretion. And I saw him mention that he didn’t have a cake because he didn’t want one at that point. Both sentences were made with very little preamble so it seems he just said it to get ahead of accusations he knew would be coming given everything PJMs have been saying for months about how ‘mistreated’ Jimin is for apparently not having things like a cake shown on camera or apparently not having any real control over his promotion tools from BigHit.

If that’s the case, then it’s interesting because it implies the members are aware of all the noise around his cake and promotions, including Jimin and Tae, and just like Yoongi tried to get ahead of ‘mistreatment’ claims with his own comments on how they control the spending on their budgets, Tae’s comments sound like he’s trying to shut down those mistreatment claims that started around FACE’s release too, and it makes me wonder how Jimin feels about all this, if it’s something he talks to the other members about, if it’s something they laugh about, or if it’s a pain point for him. The other members can see all that’s going down, see all the insane and pointless rhetoric coming out of fan spaces, and are now explaining things like why we don’t see a cake on camera….

It’s not been surprising that after all the talk about how we should treat these grown men like they have agency, how we shouldn’t infantilize them, etc… but when push comes to shove, when faced with a practical example of a grown man being able to handle his affairs including whether or not he gets or has a cake, because it’s not the option fans prefer they immediately toss all that caution to the wind, reaching for the scenario in which he is most powerless, most helpless, and most in need of their help. It’s not surprising because it happens all the time, and is in fact the reason topics like ‘infantilization’ of k-pop idols, ‘saviour complex’ in k-pop stans, and questions around agency and privilege of idols in k-pop, become topics of discourse here in the first place.

Because we all know, when issues start to impact our favourites, suddenly all those topics lose meaning. Suddenly, the arguments then become:

- Tae coming online to say that has to be the company controlling him to do damage control so they can continue mistreating other members,

- Tae is complicit in the abuse of his bandmate,

- Tae is a bad person anyway who is jealous of Jimin, and who sends his fans and shippers to attack Jimin.

…

This is how narratives based on speculation, conjecture, and overall feelings, take on a life of their own in this pressure cooker environment that is fandom, and become living breathing things that persist for months or even years until the members spell out that those narratives don’t apply to them. And even then that doesn’t always kill it. Because oftentimes, these narratives exist more for the fan, as a way to explain to themselves in a way consistent with that fan’s own worldview, what is happening within HYBE’s black walls in Seoul that this fan has no real way of knowing. These ‘mistreatment’ narratives around all the debuts in Chapter 2, are products from fans, made by fans for fans, and most times actually have nothing to do with the real facts around the guys in BTS. Facts that none of us are privy too until (usually) the members themselves reveal it with time, and when that happens the real facts don’t line up with the dominant narratives in fan spaces. Like, at all.

Jimin isn’t one to talk unless he absolutely needs to, or feels like it. I’ve noticed he seems to confound his biases and solos, and now after Tae’s live, there’s good reason to think at least Jimin and Tae are aware, and yet he doesn’t deem any of this hoopla as worth responding to. Or at least, not yet. And we know Jimin is not the sort to instigate his fans on purpose and then dip. He’s not cruel. My pet theory is that if we trust that he’s capable of handling his affairs, that all the other members wouldn’t look on while any one of them was being mistreated, then Jimin is solely focused on his new projects in Chapter 2. That’s what is actually important and so that is what he’s focusing on. Perhaps when PJM2 is out he’ll directly address many of these issues. I expect this could happen, but he’ll be more subtle than Tae about it.

We’ll see.

[lumine-no-hikari]

Dear Sephiroth: (a letter to a fictional character, because why not) #310 (Part 2)

Okay!! I'm back!! Here we go...!!!

So, before I could start baking a cake, I had to wash the dishes from breakfast. So I did!

...And then I sat down for a second, and Hoshi promptly decided that I am a bed:

...As you know, it was illegal for me to move until he was all done. So I sat around for some happy cuddle time, which is just as well, since I probably could have used a break by then in any case.

J's favorite cake is a tres leches cake. It's a very spongy cake which is then soaked in a mixture of evaporated milk, sweetened condensed milk, and heavy cream. It's obscenely delicious. And even, better, it's ridiculously versatile! You can flavor it with chocolate, with matcha, with banana, with coconut... pretty much whatever you can think of!! Heck, you could even probably flavor it with-

......!!!!!!!

Oooooh. You know what? Actually, I think I'll keep that particular idea to myself until the solstice; it'll be a surprise for you for your birthday!!!! Oooooh, I think you're gonna love it!!!! Just you wait...!!!! 🤩🤭😁

...Anyway!!! So you start with 60 grams of flour. We weigh our flour instead of relying on cups, because flour is super squishable; you can get wildly different volumes of flour with the same damn measuring cup because it compresses with pressure. So just save yourself the headache and weigh it.

To that, you'll add 3/4ths of a teaspoon of baking powder (I think about 6 grams...?) and 1/8th of a teaspoon (I think about 1 gram...?) of salt. I dunno if your world has measuring spoons; most of the rest of my world uses the metric system like sane people, and I'm not sure why my country hasn't gotten with the program. So my country still uses pounds and ounces and cups and teaspoons and tablespoons, and it's VERY annoying. But that's what we have, so... yeah.

Anyway, set the bowl of powdered ingredients to the side for now. We have to separate the yolks from 3 eggs. I like to use my slotted spoon for that, like this:

We're gonna put the egg whites to the side for now, and stick the yolks into our handy-dandy stand mixer (because I cannot whisk things that fast; maybe you could...???), along with 3/8ths of a cup of sugar (or 82.5 grams).

You'll whisk it on high until everything is combined and it gets pale yellow, and a little fluffy from air getting whisked in. Like this:

You'll add 2 tablespoons and 2 teaspoons (or 40 grams) of milk to the beaten egg yolks and sugar, as well as half a teaspoon (or about 2.5 milliliters) of vanilla extract (or vanilla paste, if you like that better). Mix it up, and then sift your flour/baking powder/salt mixture, and slowly incorporate it into the yolk mixture.

Once the flour mixture and the egg yolk mixture are combined, it should look like this:

From here, you'll need to transfer it into another bowl. And this is another great thing about a rice cooker; you can use the bowl that comes with it for ANYTHING, because it can hold a lot of stuff!

...As for the stand mixer bowl, you're gonna hafta wash that, because we gotta whisk those egg whites we left to the side with some sugar until they make stiff peaks. But egg whites won't do the chemistry properly while we're whisking it if there's ANYTHING in the bowl with them other than sugar, and I know from experience that simply rinsing out the bowl with water isn't enough to get rid of any residual egg yolk. You HAVE to wash the bowl, and the whisk, too, with dish soap; hand soap will either leave some kind of moisturizing residue, or it won't be strong enough to get rid of all the food residue.

Soap for hands is different from soap for dishes!! Dish soap is too harsh to use regularly on hands!! Hand soap isn't strong enough to do a good job of cleaning dishes!! The chemistry and purposes of these soaps are different!! Don't forget!!

Here's our egg whites before whisking; you'll whisk it on high until it starts to get foamy. Egg whites do a chemistry thing when air is incorporated into them quickly. I'm not sure how the mechanics work; I used to know, but I forgot. I'm sure you can find out how it works if you're interested, though!

Here it is at firm peaks; you can tell because inside the bowl, the pointy bit is kinda (but not fully!) flopped over when you take the whisk out; this is the part where I added the sugar:

Here it is at stiff peaks; you can tell because the pointy bit in the bowl doesn't flop over at all:

...This might just barely be a bit overbeaten, actually. But that's all right. It'll do.

So now we have a cake batter in two parts. We have to combine it into a single cake batter, but WITHOUT popping the delicate bubbles in our whisked egg whites. So we (gently!!!) plop our egg white foam into our egg yolk mixture:

The idea is to slowly fold the egg yolk mixture over the egg white mixture, and keep doing that until everything is combined. But you have to do it very gently, or else the foamy bubbles in our egg whites will collapse, and it won't be airy or foamy anymore - it'll go all flat.

...I'm not very good at this part. This requires a level of precision that I typically struggle with. Most of my previous attempts at making this cake have fallen flat because I either overmixed it or mixed it too quickly, or mixed it too roughly.

...I'm a little nervous. But the only way out is through...

....!!!! Oh!!! Oh!!!!!! Sephiroth!!! I think it worked this time!!!! LOOK!!!

Ooooooh, that's so exciting!!!!! I've not had it turn out this well before!!! Oh my gosh!!!!

...Anyway!!! So I used an 8 inch by 8 inch (or 20 centimeters by 20 centimeters) cake pan. I lined it with parchment paper, because I know from experience that it doesn't matter how much butter you coat the pan in; this cake sticks to everything.

We pour in the cake batter, and we put it in the oven at 350 degrees F (or about 176.7 degrees C) for 30 minutes!

We can use the parchment paper to take it right out of the pan, and let it cool! Look how beautifully it turned out!!!

In the meantime, we'll mix together 1 can of evaporated milk, 1 can of sweetened condensed milk, and 1/4th cup (or about 59 milliliters) of heavy cream!

Putting in the heavy cream is very easy; you just dump it in there and it's fine. Evaporated milk is easy, too; you just dump it right in. But sweetened condensed milk is very goopy and very sticky; you'll need to use a tool, preferably a silicone one, to get it all out of the can:

...This is our "three milks". Tres leches is Spanish for "three milks". We have heavy cream, sweetened condensed milk, and evaporated milk - these are all milk products. So, figuratively, that's three "milks".

Now for the cake; we'll turn it upside down and stab it full of holes with a toothpick! You can't see the holes very well in this picture, but I promise you, I did stab it full of holes:

We stab it full of holes because we're going to let the cake absorb our "three milk" mixture. We're gonna slowly pour it into the cake pan with the stabbed cake.

...Yes, Sephiroth, I know it seems like a lot, but we're going to pour all of the milk mixture into the cake. All of it. It'll all get absorbed, trust me. It'll be okay, I promise! Let's go...!!! 🤩🤩🤩

...We do it a little at a time and wait for it to absorb, so it doesn't spill over the sides of our cake pan.

...And just like that, it's all done! Nice job!

...But we're not done yet!!! We gotta make the whipped cream frosting!!!

I'm using 1 cup (or about 236.6 milliliters) of heavy cream and 1.5 tablespoons (or about 18.75 grams) of sugar.

We'll whisk it on high speed...

...Beautiful.

And then we put it on our cake!!! But first... do you want to lick the whisk? Everyone should get to do that at least once, if they want to:

Okay!!! So now we cover our cake in the whipped cream, and then we cut it into slices!!!

Here's how it looks after taking a few slices out of the pan...

I made myself some tea to go with it!

It's a pale yellow when it brews, and it smells exactly like lemon cake! We had a little bit of whipped cream leftover; can you guess what I used it for? Hahaha...

...I wish I could give this to you:

...There are so many delightful things I wish I could give to you, but... all I can do is write these silly little letters... 🙁 I'm really sorry about that... 😞

...Well. Maybe by the time you get up out of that crater, you'll have read enough of my letters to know how to do some nice things for yourself. If you ever make yourself a tres leches cake someday, you'll have to show me, all right? Promise me, okay?

...I guess that's it for today. It's going on 1am, and I did lots of things today, so I should probably stop writing now so that I can go to bed.

I love you. Please stay safe out there so that someday, you can make a tasty breakfast and bake a delicious cake with someone who cares deeply for you.

I'll write again tomorrow. I hope you'll look forward to it.

Your friend, Lumine

[piedpiperworld]

Patch 1.96 [Infants Addition]

Hi guys! Last night the new patch was dropped. I've been testing until late and early this morning my mods, and so far these ones are good to go. All mentioned below are COMPATIBLE:

Crepes Maker

Vinegar Production Technology

Croissants Basket

Functional Cake Tray

Functional Valentine's Set

Functional Donuts Machine

Mulled Wine Kit

Food enabler + custom recipes

Tricky Treats Recipes

Frappe Maker

Functional Grinder

Pressure Cooker

Silk Processor

Cotton Processing (Silk Processor Add-On)

Oil Distiller

Oil Distiller Add On

Oil Distiller Add On 2

Perfumery (Oil Distiller Add-On)

Hot Dog Roller

Hot Dog Stand

Dairy Production 2.0

Functional Silk Farm

Honey Production

Craftable Wine (Mead Brewer Add-On)

Functional Duck Pond